- Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand
- According to the photo, a Korean immigrant first marketed the frozen banana as “Cold Banana in Delicious Brown Taste.” CONTEXT
- Mad Money
- Jim Cramer bumps up the Bluth Company “Don’t Buy” (as heard in The Cabin Show) to “Risky.” CONTEXT
- Maeby’s birth
- The Fünkes’ announcement reads “There’s A Girl in My Soup! Announcing Our Daughter: Maeby Fünke.” CONTEXT
- Mock Trial with J. Reinhold
- The front page of Variety also features an article “There go the Judge” in the bottom right corner. CONTEXT
- newspaper article
- The Variety article “Tantamount To Child Labor; Teen Exec Cons Studio Job” reads: “Sources say the hiring of new film kid on the block Maeby Fünke, age 16, is Tantamount to child abuse but studio head Mort Meyer [sic] says it was pure genius on his part to draw in the younger demographic they sorely need. / But others disagree. They believe that Ms. Fünkes foray into film, though innocent enough, happened when she inadvertently managed to be indoctrinated into the fold through a mistaken identity phenom that was not of her own making. / Fünke’s calling card apparently fell into her lap as she was helping her father, wannabe actor Tobais Fünke, gain entrance into Tantamount Studios. Who could blame her for hanging on when she suddenly found herself behind a desk and in a position of power than many spend a lifetime trying to attain? ‘At least it’s better than high school, except for the food!’, she was overheard saying. / Well, no doubt, but does any of this excuse Tantamount from its legal responsibility regarding the child labor laws? One would have to argue, NO! / What passes for the upper eschelon of studio masterminds if a teenage girl can pull the dyed in the wool cloth over their eyes? / It seems, however, as though the industry, or at least Tantamount Studios, is more than ready to wrap their arms and minds around Ms. Fünke and are putting their money where their slack jawed mouths are. / Now industry insiders are even whispering about a reality show, MOW or sitcom about the sassy lass’ life. / Ms. Fünkes ex-boyfriend and cousin, Steve Holt, is reportedly anxious to sign on to play her ex-boyfriend and cousin. When asked about it Holt raised his fists in the air and shouted, ‘Steve Holt’. / Ms. Fünke’s other cousin, George Michael Bluth, got a deer in the headlights look on his face and curled up in a ball on the floor. This reporter took that to mean ‘no comment’. / Is this media darlings success wreaking havoc in her home life? / Her family has already been fodder for the rumormill microscope due to the littany of charges against her grandfather, Bluth patriarch George Bluh, head of the development empire the Bluth Company. Charges of possible incest and insanity seemed to continue to flit around this kids inner circle. MOW here we come! / At the end of the day will Ms. Fünke be just a one hit wonder or will she spur a whole new era in the movie biz? Only time will tell but for now, things are undoubtedly getting funky at the Fünke household. It was reported that her father is jealous of her budding fame and has refused to eat until he gets equal press time. Though that has not happened yet, it is said that he has scheduled a photo session for new head shots to cash in on his new svelt figure. / So has all of this suprred studio execs to start combing the hallways and lcokerrooms of their local high schools? No telling for sure but I think I saw a certain SS superfigure huddled at the lunch counter with a gaggle of gals at Beverly Palisades high school last week. Can you say power lunch sloppy joes?” CONTEXT
- The second Variety features articles “Biz Slips On Uni-tard; Managing Rita’s Development” as well as “TV DVD Sales Enjoy All Time High.” CONTEXT
- on the next Arrested Development
- “On the epilogue, Michael wakes up to another strange bedfellow after his first night at sea, and Maeby pitches her TV show to a Hollywood icon who says...”
- Queen Mary
- Tobias (mistakenly) selects the boat in Long Beach as the location for the party instead of chain of nightclubs seen in Queen for a Day. CONTEXT
- Risky Business
- Ted is dressed like Tom Cruise in Risky Business (sunglasses, collar up, no pants) under the “Risky Business” banner. CONTEXT
- Skating with Celebrities
- Maeby’s taxi drives by a billboard for the show Skating with Celebrities which has the tag “Train Wreck on Ice!” CONTEXT
- Skip Church’s Bistro
- The brunch is catered by Skip Church’s Bistro, seen in Out on a Limb. CONTEXT
- gaffe
- The S.E.C. boat is clearly labelled “Sheriff.” CONTEXT
- miscellany
- banner, commercial, family first, Her?, Holy Trinity, Hot Cops, inner-beauty pageant, nose job, robot, Seaward, Securities and Exchange Commission, sign, Tantamount Pictures, “I’ve made a huge mistake.”



